Dr. Amazing

I sat down at my computer, opened up a sweet Dr. Pepper
and checked out my facebook
And I found out something horrible
there is actually a facebook group called "i hate dr. pepper"
now i didn't go searching for such groups i just so happened to see it on the news feed as i was taking a sip of my delicous dr.p as some like to call it (i don't really)
i think this is very offensive
and impossible for me to understand
i mean what is there not to love
23 flavors in one sweet can of delicious carbonated soda
it's refreshing
it goes with pretty much any food (currently pizza)
david crowder (who i am currently listening to... coincidence?) actually owns the house that Dr. Pepper owned
that right there pretty much says it all
i think it should be called Dr. Amazing for all of it's amazing attributes,
so from now on i drink Dr. Amazing