The Double Repeat Rule

you say something to someone
they don't hear you and say what? or pardon? or could you repeat that?
you say it again, clearer this time, with more volume
still they don't hear you, and of course feels impolite not to ask to repeat yourself a second time
the situation has gone from comfortable to incredibly embarrassing in no time at all
you question yourself. "do i have a studder", "am i not speaking english",
your only response is to say forget it
you have to, because what if they still don't hear you
A triple repeat may be the most embarrassing thing anyone has ever been subject to
Have you ever met someone who's gone for the triple. life is just never the same
it really doesn't matter the importance of the statement
who it is to, or where you are at this speaking duel
you could be telling someone that you're dying, or your leaving the country that day
if they don't hear you the first two times then they've don't even deserve to know what you said
unless they're half deaf or all deaf and they're trying to read your lips, cause not repeating your self to them is just wrong